Restaurant: 803-252-8646
Catering: 803-254-5115


we sell...
Gift Certificates and T-shirts all the time! They make perfect gifts for all the Idiots in your life.
 
monday
BOGO mondays! buy one, get one FREE pizzas from 7-10pm. dine-in, pick-up, and delivery. must mention BOGO to receive offer.
 
tuesday
live music and bud and bud lights
$1.00
 
wednesday
FREE Appetizer w/ the purchase of any large pizza! trivia night! Win House Cash!
 
thursday
natty light pitchers
$3.00
 
new! premium beers of the month!
try some of the delicious premium beers we offer! we will be featuring 4 beers every month for $2.50 each. ask your server what the special beers are next time you're in.
 
saturday
get on down to the idiot to watch the gamecocks play (or you're favorite team if the cocks aren't playing). We offer beers of the month, $5 bomb shots all the time. $5.50 bud and bud light pitchers all the time.
 
sunday
our famous sunday brunch just got even better! the 1st sunday of every month BOGO brunch 11:30-2pm. Also NEW, S.I.N. Slice Night- $1 Cheese or Pepperoni Slices for all you service industry people out there!
 


Idiot's Specialty Sandwiches
these items take a few extra minutes to prepare, but it's worth the wait!
 
italian club
ham, salami, pepperoni, lettuce, tomato, onions and provolone cheese.
  half $6.99  •  whole $8.99
 
ham
ham, lettuce, tomato, onions, and provolone cheese.
  half $5.99  •  whole $7.99
 
veggie
green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, lettuce, tomato, onion, and provolone cheese.
  half $5.99  •  whole $7.99
 
meatball parmesan
homemade meatballs and sauce served on a sub roll with melted provolone cheese.
  half $6.99  •  whole $8.99
 
chicken parmesan
grilled or fried chicken with melted provolone cheese and sauce.
  half $6.99  •  whole $8.99
 
grilled chicken
tender chicken breast served on a hoagie roll with lettuce, tomato, and housemade italian dressing.
  half $5.99  •  whole $7.99
 
jersey cheesesteak
5 or 10 ounces of sliced sirloin grilled with green peppers and onions and melted provolone cheese.
  half $5.99  •  whole $7.99
 
chicken jersey
grilled chicken with green peppers, onions and melted provolone cheese.
  half $6.99  •  whole $8.99
 
buffalo chicken
fried chicken dipped in your favorite wing flavor on a hoagie roll with lettuce and tomato.
  half $5.99  •  whole $7.99
 
philly cheesesteak
same as our jersey cheesesteak but with melted cheese sauce.
  half $5.99  •  whole $7.99
 
calzone
hot italian turnover with ricotta and mozzarella cheeses with your choice of toppings and sauce on the side. (limit 3 toppings)
   $7.99  •  each topping $0.59  •  premium topping $1.09
 
stromboli
italian pastry filled with pepperoni, italian sausage, green peppers, onions and mozzarella cheese. served with a side of sauce and your choice of chips or pasta salad.
   $7.99
 
veggie stromboli
italian pastry filled with spinach, broccoli, mushrooms and mozzarella cheese. served with sauce on the side and chips or pasta salad.
   $6.99